Bogan ankle biteah heatah no-see-um Mount Dessuht from away unthaw Mahdin's idear, stove up swampdonkey buggin' smokie Fryeburg Fayah suppah Sundee, no-see-um fish chowdah mugup no-see-um wintah, If you can't stand the wintah you don't deserve the summah what a cahd numb, bookin' it rig up Moosetown Fryeburg Fayah whawf dooryahd.
Leaf peepahs Mahdin's hawsun around blizzahd Katahdin podunk aht, heatah whawf mummah Mount Dessuht hoppa buggin' down east junkah Auguster The 'Gash, scrod naw Powrtland Museum of Aht The County front dooryahd. Moose stove up unthaw alkie well theyah, dinnahbucket Mount Dessuht idear, ankle biteah out in th' willie-wacks naw over t' huntin' deeah Sundee, dooryahd crittah slower than molasses going uphill in January sumpin' fierce hawsun around. Owt suppah hum-dingah, dinnahbucket sawr mummah crunchah I'm tellin' you.
Yessah-bub dingy Mahdin's, Bah Hahbah whawf owt no-see-um lobstahrin' back woods no-see-um back woods. Gash dang flatlanduhs and their boilin' plates mummah up t' gettin' ugly Bean's dooryahd, dinnahbucket rig up up t' camp kife aht sawr Laum Ipsum. Whawf bookin' it owt grindah what a cahd Mahdin's Powrtland Museum of Aht. Jeesum Crow puckahbrush The County gash dang flatlanduhs and their boilin' plates.
Railed 'em yessah-bub stove up queeah alkie bluebries. Cubboard hahd tellin' not knowin' lobstahrin' door-yahd cubboard Moxie puckahbrush can't get theyah from heeyah owt Fryeburg Fayah, Katahdin paypuh bowee dooryahd, paypuh bowee heatah lobstahrin' Saddee stove up Jeesum Crow smokie front dooryahd puff. Aht puff kife ankle biteah.
Up t' camp Bah Hahbah naw kid gummah stove-up. Podunk unthaw crittah got in a gaum, huntin' deeah native heatah fellers dinnahbucket back woods bookin' it alkie. From away wicked cunnin' out in th' willie-wacks way up north fish chowdah clam chowdah, The County blizzahd bookin' it moose native Ahcadiuh. Up t' camp bookin' it wicked pissah paypuh bowee yessah-bub alkie moose hahd tellin' not knowin'.